People sometimes ask me, Murse among men you alpha murse how do you manage to provide such fabulous mursing care?
Well its actually easy. There are a few simple rules to follow in any situation. Just follow these rules and you will always be able to provide top notch mursing care. I have broken this down in simple AIDET form for you
A- Attitude. Patients will have it, so should you. Sometimes the situation may get out of hand so you always need to carry your Axe
I- Initiative. Let others take it, taking initiative never ends well. Ever. Also intelligence, all murses have it and exert it in any situation
D- Dominate. Dominate every patient and situation ALWAYS
E- Excellence. You may not have it but always fake it
T- Tabasco. Great enema, great for the eyes, great mursing tool. And Twist the nipples, the best painful stimuli
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