But seriously kickoff is Saturday and to commemorate this glorious event i'm gonna compare the courses at my mursing school to the 2012 Auburn Tigers (NC) schedule!
VS #14 Clemson= Pharmacology
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/campusrivalry/post/2012/05/reports-clemsons-sammy-watkins-arrested-for-unknown-reason/1
'Nuff said
W 27-24
@ Mississippi State= Leadership
MSU is one of those teams that everyone is constantly trying to tell you "NO THEY WILL BE REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR". But in the end you can just coast and be fine, sure there may be a few bumps along the way (uhhhhhhhh group paper anyone?) but the outcome was never really in doubt
W 38-20
VS Louisiana Monroe=EBP
Looked at the schedule and said to myself "Space filler", seems about right for EBP
W 56-14
VS #3 LSU= Pathophysiology
Huge early season test that could either: set the stage for a great run or completely derail the season just like patho. Les miles is kinda crazy, our pathophysiology teacher is kinda crazy and she also might have partaken of some grass back in the day
L 35-13
BUT NEXT SEASON WE GET TO DROP ALL OUR OTHER GAMES AND PREPARE FOR LSU ALL SEASON AND WE SQUEAK OUT A 21-20 WIN!!!!!!!!!!
VS #10 Arkansas= Med Surg
Always sneakily tough. The Arkansas games remind me of med-surg tests. No matter how much I studied for those tests my results always were extremely similar. It seems like no matter how good Auburn is supposed to be this is a tough game
W 24-23
@ Ole Miss= Evidence Based Skills
Watching Ole Miss play is almost as excruciating as having to put in a catheter for the first time. Both give me nightmares.
W 31-0
@ Vandy=theoretical concepts of nursing
When I think of vandy I think of really smart arty people saying abstract smart things that confuse me. Theoretical concepts of nursing consisted of a woman with red hair telling me things like "WELL THEN THE PLACENTA IS IN THE DRIVE THROUGH WINDOW" and "THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION IS WHO WILL CAPTAIN THE SHIP OF EBP IN YOUR ARTICLE" I didn't understand a thing but survived
W 38-33
VS Texas A&M= Preceptorship
Really have no idea what to expect with TA&M since its our first match-up. Just like no one has any idea what to expect with preceptoring.
Also both will probably include lots of yelling
I found these guys really funny for some reason
Anyway W 28-21
VS NMS= Leadership round 2
Most people that attend this game while be completely zoned out in the first quarter, exactly how imagine that class will go
W 55-17
VS #6 Georgia= OB
Both Georgia and OB make me wanna vom. I spent most of OB trying to avoid seeing things I wouldn't be able to forgot, which is exactly what I do when UGA fans are around
L 27-13
VS Alabama A&M= Community
Completely pointless game.
W 10493043-0
@ #2 Alabama =Critical Care
Lets see both are lead by a controversial figure that has inspired rumblings of "evil" both are at the end of long schedules and in both cases you will be seeing lots of red
L 31-18
I'm crying right now. Tears are rolling down my face and I woke my roommate up from his nap.
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